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Matrafox
Fri, 05 Sep 2008, 08:50PM
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Mos Craciun, obosit
Numai sa nu-mi inghete cocoselul Haaacc !! »

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Matrafox
Sat, 06 Sep 2008, 09:16AM
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Ion si Gheorghe si-au cumparat cate un cal. Ion ii zice
lu' Gheorghe:
- Ba, Gheorghe, eu ii tai la calu' meu o ureche, sa-i
putem deosebi..

Zis si facut. In toiul noptii Gheorghe se gandeste
"Ba, da tare fain tre' sa
fie un cal fara o ureche", si taie si el o ureche
calului sau.


A doua zi, suparat de ce-a facut Gheorghe, Ion taie si
cealalta ureche a
calului. Peste noapte Gheorghe se gandeste "Ba, da
fain tre sa fie un cal
fara urechi" si taie si cealalta ureche.


Dimineata, Ion zice catre Gheorghe:


- Ba, vad ca dupa urechi nu-i mai putem deosebi si zic asa,
calu' meu ii
negru s-al tau ii alb..!


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marianbigm
Sat, 06 Sep 2008, 10:05AM

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Joined: 22 May 2008
Posts: 444
Daca erau de aceeasi culoare urmau sa le taie. *** ../../images/emotes/yahoo/yahoo_happy.gif )

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Matrafox
Sat, 06 Sep 2008, 10:16AM
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Naufragiaza o corabie. Un pasager se apropie inot de capitan
si-l intreaba:
- Capitane, cat avem de inotat pana la cel mai apropiat
pamant?
- Trei kilometri.
- In ce directie?
- In jos...!

Un orb intra in bucatarie si da de o razatoare...la care
spune..."cine a
scris porcaria asta?

Dintr-un dialog feminin :
-Vai tu ce rau arati ! Auzisem ca o sa te lase sotul, dar
nu chiar de la
etajul trei.

- Nenorocire ! Am o nevasta tanara care-i mereu bolnava.
-Asta nu-i nimic. Eu am una batrana care-i sanatoasa
tun....


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marianbigm
Sat, 06 Sep 2008, 10:32AM

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Posts: 444
SEC :
Doua borcane intr-o camara:
- Ba, vrei sa iti dau un capac ?

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Matrafox
Mon, 08 Sep 2008, 02:11PM
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Wed, 17 Sep 2008, 11:42PM
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paleru
Thu, 18 Sep 2008, 12:57AM
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chiar ca trupa de soc !
LINK: Click aici !

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cminor
Thu, 27 Nov 2008, 08:08AM

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