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elgi
Fri, 18 Jun 2010, 12:34PM

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Geo_pa2xpro
Fri, 18 Jun 2010, 12:49PM
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are stil frumos omul ! ma apuc sa studiez dupa el ! sa vad ce iese ! ha ha ha !

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Exsa
Fri, 18 Jun 2010, 03:46PM
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Fri, 18 Jun 2010, 03:48PM
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sarac.lipit
Fri, 18 Jun 2010, 04:56PM

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Clar tivi'u tîmpeşte iar nietu' tolomăceşte. Aşteptăm totoriale cu ''să înghiţim '' ''să respirăm'' ''apa şi consecinţele ei''... cel mai sigur ce ştim noi este total eronat...

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luchiana
Fri, 18 Jun 2010, 05:20PM

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Posts: 602
Tu ce fel de femeie/sotie ai ?

1. Femeia Virus : Cand te astepti cel mai putin, se instaleaza la tine si se face stapana. Daca incerci sa o dezinstalezi, pierzi multe. Daca nu, pierzi totul.

2. Femeia Internet : Trebuie sa platesti ca sa ai acces.

3. Femeia Server : Intotdeauna ocupata cand ai nevoie.

4. Femeia Windows: Stii ca are multe defecte, dar nu poti trai fara ea.

5. Femeia Apple Macintosh : Atragatoare, fara cusur, destul de scumpa, dar nu prea compatibila; doar 5 la suta dintre barbati cunosc placerea de a o avea.

6. Femeia PowerPoint: Ideala pt a o prezenta la petreceri, mese de afaceri, etc.

7. Femeia Excel: Se zice ca stie sa faca multe lucruri, dar tu o folosesti doar pt functia bazica.

8. Femeia Word: Intotdeauna te asteapta cu surprize si nu exista nimeni in lume care sa o inteleaga pe deplin.

9. Femeia DOS : Toti au avut-o o data, nimeni n-o mai vrea.

10. Femeia Backup : Crezi ca are destul, dar la ora de "sa vedem" ii lipseste ceva...

11. Femeia Scandisk : Stim ca e buna si ca vrea sa ajute, dar in realitate nimeni nu stie ce face.

12. Femeia Screensaver : Nu foloseste, dar te amuza.

13. Femeia Paintbrush : Toata machiaj si nimic de fond...

14. Femeia Harddisk : Isi aminteste de toate, tot timpul.

15. Femeia End-User: Nu face nimic bine si vesnic te intreaba cate ceva.

16. Femeia E-mail : Din fiecare 10 fraze pe care le zice, 9 sunt tampenii

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kaspersci
Fri, 18 Jun 2010, 05:43PM
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ala cu burlanu e cel mai tare ../../images/emotes/yahoo/yahoo_happy.gif ))

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DorinelParadox
Fri, 18 Jun 2010, 05:46PM

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Joined: 19 Feb 2009
Posts: 1164
Criminal Gagiu! cu barca pe valuri!stiti ce pret percepe ?!?!la o petrecere?

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str8klaw
Fri, 18 Jun 2010, 07:05PM

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LINK: Click aici !

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str8klaw
Fri, 18 Jun 2010, 07:08PM

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