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Ion si Gheorghe si-au cumparat cate un cal. Ion ii zice lu' Gheorghe: - Ba, Gheorghe, eu ii tai la calu' meu o ureche, sa-i putem deosebi.. Zis si facut. In toiul noptii Gheorghe se gandeste "Ba, da tare fain tre' sa fie un cal fara o ureche", si taie si el o ureche calului sau. A doua zi, suparat de ce-a facut Gheorghe, Ion taie si cealalta ureche a calului. Peste noapte Gheorghe se gandeste "Ba, da fain tre sa fie un cal fara urechi" si taie si cealalta ureche. Dimineata, Ion zice catre Gheorghe: - Ba, vad ca dupa urechi nu-i mai putem deosebi si zic asa, calu' meu ii negru s-al tau ii alb..! |
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Daca erau de aceeasi culoare urmau sa le taie. ***  )
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Naufragiaza o corabie. Un pasager se apropie inot de capitan si-l intreaba: - Capitane, cat avem de inotat pana la cel mai apropiat pamant? - Trei kilometri. - In ce directie? - In jos...! Un orb intra in bucatarie si da de o razatoare...la care spune..."cine a scris porcaria asta? Dintr-un dialog feminin : -Vai tu ce rau arati ! Auzisem ca o sa te lase sotul, dar nu chiar de la etajul trei. - Nenorocire ! Am o nevasta tanara care-i mereu bolnava. -Asta nu-i nimic. Eu am una batrana care-i sanatoasa tun.... |
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SEC : Doua borcane intr-o camara: - Ba, vrei sa iti dau un capac ? |
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O trupa de soc !!##SANITISED## width="425" height="344">##SANITISED## src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5BHwWF8YHmE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344">##SANITISED##>##SANITISED##>
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chiar ca trupa de soc ! LINK: Click aici ! |
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